Dad (also the boss):They said that they never received that [work] e-mail you were supposed to send, did you forget to send it?
Me:No, I sent it on Friday.
Dad:Friday? Because they didn't get it.
Me:But I sent it, it's right here in my sent folder, so obviously I sent it.
Dad:When?
Me:10.55.
Dad:Can you send it to me so I can forward it to them?
Me:Yeah, but I sent it.
Dad:Sure, just send it to me.
Me:*mumbles* Bet they never check their spam folder.
Dad:What?
Me:NOTHING, I'M SENDING OKAY GOODBYE.
@2 months ago
#So tired #this is not even a funny conversation #so #I don't know why I am posting it #hello 

Replace one part of your tumblr name with vagina. 

shannancylovesyou:

thevirginscary:

safarizone:

emilythebravee:

wildbeardedbrownmanontheinternet:

therealzelda:

myfatherwillhearabouthis:

sparklesallover:

tony-dinozzo:

whosthatgirl—itskate:

holymisha:

confetti-itsaparade:

deanwinchesterinmybed:

sweetwinchesterohmine:

sweetvaginaohmine

deanwinchesterinmyvagina

confetti-itsavagina

holyvagina

whosthatvagina—itskate

vagina-dinozzo

vaginaallover

myvaginawillhearabouthis

therealvagina

WildBeardedBrownVaginaOnTheInternet 

WildBeardedVaginaManOnTheInternet

WildBeardedBrownManOnTheVagina

take your pick. 

emilythevagina
vaginathebravee

i don’t know which is better.

safarivagina

vaginazone

Everyone go home, I win.

Bitch PLEASE I’ve got this:

TheVirginVagina
Or
TheVaginaScary

Zach - now everyone can go home.

Shannancylovesvagina

LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

I don’t know what’s worse, TheVaginaRuler or the ThePenguinVagina. 

@4 months ago with 27545 notes
#WHAT IS THIS EVEN OH MY LORD #Hello 

@5 months ago
#HELLO 

When talking to dad about books.

Me:...and when I read Inheritance I was crying so much I couldn't see what I was reading.
Dad:Crying?
Me:A LOT.
Dad:It's bad to be so moved by books. Books shouldn't do that.
Me:*blank look*
Dad:If a book makes you feel so much, it's a bad book. Only terrible books make you cry.
Me:What.. What, how, what, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? That's not even the least true-
Dad:Sarah. I'm joking.
Me:HOW CAN YOU EVE- Oh. Oh. Oh okay then.
@4 months ago with 8 notes
#me and my dad #sometimes he makes me angry #sometimes he makes me smile #this was weird #hello #waldo 
ifindrealityextremelydull: The first thing to do when you get a new screwdriver? Make a new profile pic. (this is old, but I think it’s an okay first post) SHAZAM. 

ifindrealityextremelydull:

The first thing to do when you get a new screwdriver? Make a new profile pic. (this is old, but I think it’s an okay first post)

SHAZAM. 

@5 months ago with 3 notes
#this is Sarah #HELLO #This picture is awesome 

@7 months ago
#HELLO #I am weird 
Dad (also the boss):They said that they never received that [work] e-mail you were supposed to send, did you forget to send it?
Me:No, I sent it on Friday.
Dad:Friday? Because they didn't get it.
Me:But I sent it, it's right here in my sent folder, so obviously I sent it.
Dad:When?
Me:10.55.
Dad:Can you send it to me so I can forward it to them?
Me:Yeah, but I sent it.
Dad:Sure, just send it to me.
Me:*mumbles* Bet they never check their spam folder.
Dad:What?
Me:NOTHING, I'M SENDING OKAY GOODBYE.
2 months ago
#So tired #this is not even a funny conversation #so #I don't know why I am posting it #hello 
When talking to dad about books.
Me:...and when I read Inheritance I was crying so much I couldn't see what I was reading.
Dad:Crying?
Me:A LOT.
Dad:It's bad to be so moved by books. Books shouldn't do that.
Me:*blank look*
Dad:If a book makes you feel so much, it's a bad book. Only terrible books make you cry.
Me:What.. What, how, what, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? That's not even the least true-
Dad:Sarah. I'm joking.
Me:HOW CAN YOU EVE- Oh. Oh. Oh okay then.
4 months ago
#me and my dad #sometimes he makes me angry #sometimes he makes me smile #this was weird #hello #waldo 
Replace one part of your tumblr name with vagina.→

shannancylovesyou:

thevirginscary:

safarizone:

emilythebravee:

wildbeardedbrownmanontheinternet:

therealzelda:

myfatherwillhearabouthis:

sparklesallover:

tony-dinozzo:

whosthatgirl—itskate:

holymisha:

confetti-itsaparade:

deanwinchesterinmybed:

sweetwinchesterohmine:

sweetvaginaohmine

deanwinchesterinmyvagina

confetti-itsavagina

holyvagina

whosthatvagina—itskate

vagina-dinozzo

vaginaallover

myvaginawillhearabouthis

therealvagina

WildBeardedBrownVaginaOnTheInternet 

WildBeardedVaginaManOnTheInternet

WildBeardedBrownManOnTheVagina

take your pick. 

emilythevagina
vaginathebravee

i don’t know which is better.

safarivagina

vaginazone

Everyone go home, I win.

Bitch PLEASE I’ve got this:

TheVirginVagina
Or
TheVaginaScary

Zach - now everyone can go home.

Shannancylovesvagina

LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

I don’t know what’s worse, TheVaginaRuler or the ThePenguinVagina. 

4 months ago
#WHAT IS THIS EVEN OH MY LORD #Hello 
ifindrealityextremelydull: The first thing to do when you get a new screwdriver? Make a new profile pic. (this is old, but I think it’s an okay first post) SHAZAM. 
5 months ago
#this is Sarah #HELLO #This picture is awesome 
5 months ago
#HELLO 

7 months ago
#HELLO #I am weird