| Me: | I need to get a license and a car within the hour so I do not have to take the bus to your place. |
| Friend: | You could always commit a crime and get a ride to Kronobergshäktet. It's like three minutes from where I live. |
| Me: | Good plan. |
| Friend: | Trust me, I've done this before. |
#my friends have the best ideas #actually not a criminal #I love you'all
