The Penguin Ruler

imawanchor: dylanofryin: actual picture of actual one direction fans it’s like a scene from a...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:20:44 +0100

dylanofryin:

actual picture of actual one direction fans

it’s like a scene from a zombie movie

Favorite Films | Constantine (2005) Angels and demons can’t...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:12:44 +0100

Favorite Films | Constantine (2005)

Angels and demons can’t cross over into our plane. So instead we get what I call half-breeds. The influence peddlers. They can only whisper in our ears. A single word can give you courage, or turn your favorite pleasure into your worst nightmare. Those with the demon’s touch and those part angel, living alongside us. They call it the balance. I call it hypocritical bullshit.

fishingboatproceeds: edwardspoonhands: ka-blamo: Is benedict...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:09:51 +0100

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

ka-blamo:

Is benedict cumberbatch unintentionally doing the vlog brothers sign here?

What is happening…where is this from…people don’t just UNINTENTIONALLY do the Nerdfighter sign…either he was told to do this or…or…

OR HE IS A NERDFIGHTER, HANK. (Source.)

bagginswatson: thepenguinruler: thepenguinruler: My buns are delicious. I REALIZE THIS COULD BE...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:58:47 +0100

bagginswatson:

thepenguinruler:

thepenguinruler:

My buns are delicious.

I REALIZE THIS COULD BE MISINTERPRETED. MY CINNAMON BUNS THAT I BAKED ARE DELICIOUS.

NO TAKE-BACKSIES SARAH

thepenguinruler: My buns are delicious. I REALIZE THIS COULD BE MISINTERPRETED. MY CINNAMON BUNS...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:42:09 +0100

thepenguinruler:

My buns are delicious.

I REALIZE THIS COULD BE MISINTERPRETED. MY CINNAMON BUNS THAT I BAKED ARE DELICIOUS.

My buns are delicious.

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:41:12 +0100

My buns are delicious.

Nomnomnom.

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:04:01 +0100

Nomnomnom.

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:09:22 +0100

thepenguinruler: May or may not have ruined the cinnamon buns. To be continued. Mom:...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:08:28 +0100

thepenguinruler:

May or may not have ruined the cinnamon buns. To be continued.

Mom: “What…..nice… buns you are making…..”
Me: “THEY’RE GOING TO BE DELICIOUS, JUST YOU WAIT.”
Brother: *mumbles* They better be.

May or may not have ruined the cinnamon buns. To be continued.

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:27:20 +0100

May or may not have ruined the cinnamon buns. To be continued.

steveholtvstheuniverse: every achievement in cinema history has...

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:34:56 +0100

steveholtvstheuniverse:

every achievement in cinema history has led up to this moment

Lake-side break from powerwalk.

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:30:45 +0100

Lake-side break from powerwalk.

Dad changed my swedish Internet plan to a limited one a while back, saving ‘it will be...

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:36:30 +0100

Dad changed my swedish Internet plan to a limited one a while back, saving ‘it will be enough’ when I told him it sure WOULDN’T BE ENOUGH. I’ve been home six days. It was not enough.

ishowerwithcats: I ship zachary quinto with myself

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:14:32 +0100

ishowerwithcats:

I ship zachary quinto with myself

captaincupcakedreams: scvlptures: depression is when you don’t really care about anything anxiety...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:36:37 +0100

captaincupcakedreams:

scvlptures:

depression is when you don’t really care about anything

anxiety is when you care too much about everything

and having both is just like what

preach

I didn’t watch the whole documentary. After a few episodes, it...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:35:38 +0100

I didn’t watch the whole documentary. After a few episodes, it was too painful. I kept wanting to scream at Pam! It took me so long to do so many important things, it’s just hard to accept I spent so many years being less happy than I could have been. Jim was five feet from my desk and it took me four years to get to him. It’d be great if people saw this documentary and learned from my mistakes. Not that I’m a tragic person, I’m really happy now, but it would just make my heart soar if someone out there saw this and she said to herself, “be strong, trust yourself, love yourself, conquer your fears, just go after what you want and act fast because life just isn’t that long.”

mugrumblr: In the library cramming for my LAST FINAL OF THE...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:34:04 +0100

mugrumblr:

In the library cramming for my LAST FINAL OF THE YEAR! Sweet summer…you are so close to me…

I am apparently the kind of person who bakes at 10pm to ignore a headache.

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:11:56 +0100

I am apparently the kind of person who bakes at 10pm to ignore a headache.

izkim: Buffy the Vampire Slayer ended 10 years ago; May 20,...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:47:16 +0100

izkim:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer ended 10 years ago; May 20, 2003

Flower asks

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:32:34 +0100

Roses: Who is your love interest?
Lilacs: Do you consider yourself beautiful and innocent?
Irises: Do you have words worth spreading? Wise words?
Gladiolus: Are you violent?
Lilies: Have you lost someone important to you?
Protea: Are you courageous?
Peony: Are you lucky?
Orchid: Are you a charming person?
Statice: What do you like to remember?
Sun flower: What brings you happiness?
Lisianthus: What do you appreciate?
Sweet pea: Are you delicate or sweet?
Tulip: Are you elegant or graceful?
Hydrangea: Have you endured/suffered for beauty?
Fresia: Who is your best friend?