The Penguin Ruler

AWESOME PREVAILS!

I am a 18-year old aspiring author living in the cold country of Sweden. I tumblr about Harry Potter, Doctor who, Firefly, anything else even remotely nerdy and cute baby animals. Feel free to send me lovely messages!

Or not.

I have an army of penguins, I don't need your stupid messages.

liamdryden:

vondell-swain:

laurakvstheworld:

benvs:

“You ought to be sure of it. It’s important.”
thank you, Atlas Shrugged

“However, those with a more cynical bent said we should give lip service to conventional morality but should not allow it to limit our behavior”
jesus

a picture of the skeleton of a Hermann’s Tortoise (Testudo hermanii) from the side

“Thinking it unnecessary to disturb your esteemed repose, we have proceeded in advance to to make requisite preparations. and shall await your respected person at the Green Dragon Inn, Bywater, at 11a.m. sharp.”
ruh roh

“Are you sure it must be his?” …. o.O

liamdryden:

vondell-swain:

laurakvstheworld:

benvs:

“You ought to be sure of it. It’s important.”

thank you, Atlas Shrugged

“However, those with a more cynical bent said we should give lip service to conventional morality but should not allow it to limit our behavior”

jesus

a picture of the skeleton of a Hermann’s Tortoise (Testudo hermanii) from the side

“Thinking it unnecessary to disturb your esteemed repose, we have proceeded in advance to to make requisite preparations. and shall await your respected person at the Green Dragon Inn, Bywater, at 11a.m. sharp.”

ruh roh

“Are you sure it must be his?” …. o.O

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