The Penguin Ruler

AWESOME PREVAILS!

I am a 18-year old aspiring author living in the cold country of Sweden. I tumblr about Harry Potter, Doctor who, Firefly, anything else even remotely nerdy and cute baby animals. Feel free to send me lovely messages!

Or not.

I have an army of penguins, I don't need your stupid messages.

  • Angel: [about the mayor] Well, he's not crazy about germs.
  • Cordelia: Of course, that's it. We'll attack him with germs.
  • Buffy: Great. We'll get him cornered and then you can sneeze on him.
  • Cordelia: No! No, we'll get a container of Ebola virus and, and, um- Or, it doesn't even have to be real. We could just get a box that says Ebola on it and, um, chase him.
  • [long pause]
  • Cordelia: With the box.
  • Xander: I'm starting to lean towards the humus offensive.
  • Oz: He'll never see it comin'.