August 2012
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magicae replied to your photo: Look at this lovely birthday present from my dear… Aaaaah, I’ve seen that pattern on Ravelry and I desperately want to be able to make them!!! Talk to Elisabet! She’s obviously got it down ^^, 
Aug 31st
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Aug 31st
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Aug 31st
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Aug 30th
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Aug 29th
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Aug 29th
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Aug 29th
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Aug 28th
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zapurr: a-mock-turtle: Do you guys know what this means You’re pregnant before a dick’s even in you now You could be pregnant right now and not even know it I’m pregnant you’re pregnant WE’RE ALL PREGNANT Schrodingers child
Aug 28th
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“And then there’s Charlie Sheen. Sheen’s sordid history includes shooting Kelly...”
– Clementine Ford again, on the topic of why we seem to forget that Chris Brown is not the only famous person who has ever been abusive to women (via exportswede)
Aug 28th
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Aug 27th
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Ingvild: I want a job
Ingvild: why is nobody giving me a job
Ingvild: I'VE APPLIED TO LIKE TWO JOBS
Ingvild: GOSH
Sarah: xD
Ingvild: YOU'D THINK I'D HAVE A JOB BY NOW
Sarah: LIFE'S HARD
Aug 26th
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Aug 26th
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Aug 26th
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Aug 26th
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My brother just came into my room demanding I tell him what the word ‘twat’ means. I refused, and he yelled that I was a coward. (admittedly rather jokingly.) Three minutes later I hear him yelling from his room “I know what it means now’” I swear, we must have found him under a rock somewhere.
Aug 25th
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Aug 23rd
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Aug 22nd
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Aug 22nd
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Aug 22nd
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Aug 22nd
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Aug 22nd
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The Eleventh Blog: The Top 5 Quotes About Rape... →
agvnotes: These are the best GOP rape quotes I could find - but message me if you have more! Let’s hold these people accountable. 1. Todd Akin: “If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways of shutting that whole thing down” - mid 2012 Senate Campaign 2. Claytie Williams: “If…
Aug 22nd
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Saras' Dream
Saras: I SAW YOU DRINK COKE THE OTHER DAY.
Me: ...I haven't.
Saras: Are you telling me I dreamed this?
Me: Yes.
Saras: But I saw you post a picture on Facebook of coke and you had written "Bought this home with me".
Me: I swear that never happened.
Saras: How creepy.
Aug 21st
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Aug 17th
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Aug 16th
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Aug 15th
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Aug 14th
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Aug 14th
shannancylovesyou: shieldmaiden5678: Can I kill my guy friend now because they’re saying I am close minded because I don’t like anime. I’m feeling very very insulted right now and this is not the night to piss me off.  How the fuck does disliking something make you closeminded?! I don’t like peanut butter, am I being a peanut bigot? WHAT’S WRONG WITH PEANUTS, HUH? JUST BECAUSE...
Aug 14th
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Aug 13th
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Aug 13th
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Listenaskfiercedeity: heirofpunk: im-not-adorable: ...
Aug 11th
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Aug 9th
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Late night texting
Saras: Dude. You're such a sellout. Friendship terminated.
Me: FRIENDSHIP REINSTATED. TERMINATION NOT POSSIBLE.
Saras: OVERRIDE SYSTEM. BLOCK DECODED. FRIENDSHIP TERMINATION COMPLETE. RESTORE TO FACTORY SETTINGS.
Me: FACTORY SETTINGS NOT FOUND. RESTORING SYSTEM TO LAST SAVE.
Saras: SYSTEM CRASH. VIRUS FOUND. CONTACT RETAILER FOR FULL REFUND.
Me: SYSTEM REBOOTED AUTOMATICALLY. FRIENDSHIP IS SAVED ON ALL AVAILABLE HARD-DRIVES AND WILL BE SENT TO ALL CONNECTED SYSTEMS.
Aug 8th
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“I’m going to make a store called “Build-a-Bra” where girls can go and make bras...”
– my 12 year old “niece” Lila on her business idea. (via magicae)
Aug 8th
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Aug 7th
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Aug 6th
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Brother: She's really short.
Me: She's not.
Brother: She was taller when I was shorter.
Me: o.O
Aug 6th
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