sherlockholmefries: i assume the people who are offended by rue and thresh and cinna being black were also shocked and appalled to discover that cho chang was asian
If we shoot the movie in 3D we become the Capitol.– Hunger Games director Gary Ross on the filming of a sequel (via cracktastic)
I am currently very bitter and angry with my...
Brother: What is blood sausage? Is it like sausage?
Mom: It's a sausage, only it's made of blood instead of meat.
Me: OH REALLY? BIG SURPRISE.
Mom: I have now fixed so that we have a protected internet!
Me: Except not on our computers.
Me: The computer, your computer, is protected from malware, the internet itself is not.
Mom: Is it okay with boiled potatoes? With the peels still on?
Me: Yeah, of course.
Me: Uhm, yeah it is, you don't need to peel them.
Philip. UGH NO ONE EVER LISTENS TO ME.
Me: Uhm, peeling potatoes is kind of tough and annoying.
Philip: Ehm, NO. Mom, peeling potatoes isn't hard, is it?
Mom: Well, it takes a lot of extra time.
Me: Why don't YOU peEl the potatoes then?
Philip: FINE, WE CAN EAT THE POTATOES WITH THE PEELS ON.
Me and mom: OH REALLY?
Philip. THIS IS SO UNFAIR. I'M BEING SEXUALLY DISCRIMINATED AGAINST.
I am watching the weirdest movie I have ever seen....
There are old men (and a woman) eating dinner served by naked people. WHAT. EVEN. IT GOT WEIRDER. I DON’T KNOW HOW. HOW. WHAT. GOSH.
Saras: Can't you just lose your ENTIRE left arm, so I can take the black shirt? Because you won't be able to wear it, if you don't have an arm, right?
hunger games fandom: next week asdfghjklasdfghjkjhgfdsasdfgh
community fandom: this thursday asdfghjklkjhgfdsa
doctor who fandom: is it autumn yet? sdfghjklkjhgfdsa
supernatural fandom: can it be the 23rd now?! asdfghjkkgdfghjk
sherlock fandom: ... next year. welp.
harry potter fandom: -sobs in the corner-
185. Technically, it's my "job" but who am I... →
SUPPOSEDLY if you’ve seen over 70 films, you have no life. Mark the ones you’ve seen. There are 239 films on this list. Copy this list and paste this on your Tumblr. Then, put x’s next to the films you’ve seen, add them up, change the header adding your number, and click post at the bottom…. Teen/Romance: (x) A Cinderella Story (x) Another Cinderella Story (x) Step Up ...
Dad (also the boss): They said that they never received that [work] e-mail you were supposed to send, did you forget to send it?
Me: No, I sent it on Friday.
Dad: Friday? Because they didn't get it.
Me: But I sent it, it's right here in my sent folder, so obviously I sent it.
Dad: Can you send it to me so I can forward it to them?
Me: Yeah, but I sent it.
Dad: Sure, just send it to me.
Me: *mumbles* Bet they never check their spam folder.
Me: NOTHING, I'M SENDING OKAY GOODBYE.
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Things Happen Here: thepenguinruler:... →
thepenguinruler: shannancylovesyou: I’ve been thinking about it for a while, and I think it’s time. I’m gonna chop off all my hair. You can get a haircut for $15? I am jellyfish. (Also, I am also thinking about chopping mine off, but I can’t make the decision on my own [because I… I’l going to have to pay at least $50 for a haircut. Sad. I’ve chocked it off a few times...
shannancylovesyou: I’ve been thinking about it for a while, and I think it’s time. I’m gonna chop off all my hair. You can get a haircut for $15? I am jellyfish. (Also, I am also thinking about chopping mine off, but I can’t make the decision on my own [because I am ridiculous] and my friends are all saying different things.)
Me: You like Buffy.
Brother: No I don't, why would I?
Me: Uhm, because it's one of the greatest shows ever made?
Me: Uhm, yeah.
Saras: If giving critique was an international sport, you'd be Usain Bolt.
Saras: I don't know anything about sports, okay.
Saras: Can't you sit here [on Skype] with me while I study?
Me: I have to go to work.
Saras: You're so SELFISH!
I'm trying to find an animated short film that I...
I CAN’T FIND IT ANYWHERE AND IT IS DRIVING ME CRAZY.
Sarah: It's going to get better.
Saras: It doesn't feel like it is getting better. It feels like I'm walking into Mordor, and Frodo's falling and someone's biting off a finger.
Saras: But I feel good when I bully you.
Saras: Goddamnit, I have to do laundry. I have never done laundry in my entire life.
Saras: Why do you need both the powder and the liquid?
Me: *uncontrollable laughter*
Saras: ...ARE YOU DONE?
Me: No. *laughs some more*
Saras just arrived in Berlin, and she is a little...
Saras: I think there was a bomb outside my window.
Me: I don't think there was.
Saras: I do. I think there may be zombies crawling up the windows.
Me: I really don't think there. You can't make up a zombie-apocalypse so you can go home.
Saras: What if there are?
Me: Well, then I apologize.
Saras: Easy for you to say when I'll be DEAD.
Okay, so tonight I did a thing and A GOOD THING...
My best friend Saras is going to Berlin tomorrow, and due to some circumstances, she ended up working the closing shift tonight. Being a bit nervous about the whole ordeal, she asked me to come hang out with her while she closed. As I was in my jammies watching Buffy and eating tacos (as one does on a Saturday night) I naturally declined (kindly, but with swear-words) and decided to stay home. ...
I am a terrible person.
Saras: ....and that is why I can't bring my I.D as well as my passport.
Me: If you lose your passport you won't be able to identify yourself.
Me: Don't lose your passport.
Saras: You know you're really not helping right now, right?
Me: Don't lose it.
Saras is slightly upset about going to Berlin for...
Saras: Can't you get deathly ill so I don't have to go?
Me: No, I am not going to get sick.
Saras: How selfish of you.