January 2012
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That amazing moment when you finish a book with a...
Sherlock Series Three, Episode One:
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“John, I’m not de—”
“Yes, I know it was painful for you, but it had to be done, or—”
“It’s all fine, now. Moriarty’s network is crushed. We’re safe, and—”
“I have everything I need to clear my name, we can go back to wor—”
“You are all I thought of the whole time I was awa—”
“John, can you not keep hitting me, please; I’m just—”
“Mycroft, Can I stay here tonight?”
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Me: I need to get a license and a car within the hour so I do not have to take the bus to your place.
Friend: You could always commit a crime and get a ride to Kronobergshäktet. It's like three minutes from where I live.
Me: Good plan.
Friend: Trust me, I've done this before.
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Anonymous asked: When will you make some more youtube videos?
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magicae replied to your chat: When talking to dad about books.
My dad once said I got too involved in made up worlds. But that was a long time ago and I think he’s realized now how much I need those worlds to cope with this.
I think we all do. I know I do, anyway.
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When talking to dad about books.
Me: ...and when I read Inheritance I was crying so much I couldn't see what I was reading.
Dad: Crying?
Me: A LOT.
Dad: It's bad to be so moved by books. Books shouldn't do that.
Me: *blank look*
Dad: If a book makes you feel so much, it's a bad book. Only terrible books make you cry.
Me: What.. What, how, what, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? That's not even the least true-
Dad: Sarah. I'm joking.
Me: HOW CAN YOU EVE- Oh. Oh. Oh okay then.
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“Date a girl who reads. Date a girl who spends her money on books instead of...”
– Rosemarie Urquico (in response to Charles Warnke’s You Should Date An Illiterate Girl)
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I think I figured out how Sherlock did it
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“Have you seen most of the plus-size sections out there? It’s horrifying....”
– Tim Gunn
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His nomination for sainthood is long overdue.
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I pray to the altar of Tim Gunn.
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It has been noted that he looks like the gay version of my father. I don’t mind.
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Tim Gunn wins all the awards.
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Oh...
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Replace one part of your tumblr name with vagina. →
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Angel: [about the mayor] Well, he's not crazy about germs.
Cordelia: Of course, that's it. We'll attack him with germs.
Buffy: Great. We'll get him cornered and then you can sneeze on him.
Cordelia: No! No, we'll get a container of Ebola virus and, and, um- Or, it doesn't even have to be real. We could just get a box that says Ebola on it and, um, chase him.
[long pause]
Cordelia: With the box.
Xander: I'm starting to lean towards the humus offensive.
Oz: He'll never see it comin'.
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Me: Perhaps grandma needs to live in a retirement home...
Mom: We can't put grandma in a home. Think of the staff!
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So, I was watching Buffy....
Mom: Why is she [Willow] wearing so much make-up?
Sarah: She's a vampire from a different dimension, mom, gosh, haven't you been watching?
Mom: So.... she's a vampire?
Sarah: From a different dimension.
Mom: Mhmm....
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'I Want My Hat Back': Tenth Doctor Edition
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See also I Want My Hat Back Eleventh Doctor Edition.
December 2011
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