The Penguin Ruler

The place for lovely messages and world-domination plans.    Things I have answered   

AWESOME PREVAILS!

I am a 21-year old aspiring author from Sweden who has just moved to Edinburgh for university. I tumblr about Harry Potter, Doctor who, Firefly, anything else even remotely nerdy and cute baby animals. Feel free to send me lovely messages!

Or not.

I have an army of penguins, I don't need your stupid messages.

davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

(via ifindrealityextremelydull)

— 3 hours ago with 349096 notes

vinegod:

I didn’t know this was part of the drill… by Thomas Sanders

(via ifindrealityextremelydull)

— 3 hours ago with 4937 notes
itsstellarose:

Nicole Kidman’s Moulin Rouge costume.

itsstellarose:

Nicole Kidman’s Moulin Rouge costume.

(via xfawnx)

— 4 hours ago with 17963 notes
doyouwannabuildasnowman:

invanity-wetrust:

ticklesthesomething:

geminihoneybee:

olitwist:

toluicacid:

pink-nation-xoxo:

disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope:

Let’s give a moment to those mothers that can not have a child…

and to the husbands that stick by their wives regardless of wether they can have a child

This was the most realistic Disney movie ever.

yeah the part where the house flies off due to a bunch of balloons was very realistic 



Actually they consulted an architect about how many balloons exactly it would take to do that to a house of that exact size and weight. They calculated that moment using a physics engine and took everything into account. Unless a professional architect as well as all of the physics professors who put their effort into that highly advanced physics engine are wrong, that take off was actually very doable and scientifically accurate.

GET WRECKED SON

It just got better

doyouwannabuildasnowman:

invanity-wetrust:

ticklesthesomething:

geminihoneybee:

olitwist:

toluicacid:

pink-nation-xoxo:

disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope:

Let’s give a moment to those mothers that can not have a child…

and to the husbands that stick by their wives regardless of wether they can have a child

This was the most realistic Disney movie ever.

yeah the part where the house flies off due to a bunch of balloons was very realistic 

Actually they consulted an architect about how many balloons exactly it would take to do that to a house of that exact size and weight. They calculated that moment using a physics engine and took everything into account. Unless a professional architect as well as all of the physics professors who put their effort into that highly advanced physics engine are wrong, that take off was actually very doable and scientifically accurate.

GET WRECKED SON

It just got better

(via brightstartheory)

— 8 hours ago with 618427 notes

staff:

supersmashthestatebros:

image

hmmmm yeah, tumblr would celebrate Aviation Day, marking barely over a century of human flight when birds had been flying for millions of years before the Wright brothers. never forget.

Tumblr hereby recognizes the accomplishments of birds. 

— 9 hours ago with 20433 notes

dsabs14:

You either love The Princess Bride or you haven’t seen it

(via authorintraining)

— 9 hours ago with 25512 notes