The Penguin Ruler

The place for lovely messages and world-domination plans.    Things I have answered   

AWESOME PREVAILS!

I am a 21-year old aspiring author from Sweden who has just moved to Edinburgh for university. I tumblr about Harry Potter, Doctor who, Firefly, anything else even remotely nerdy and cute baby animals. Feel free to send me lovely messages!

Or not.

I have an army of penguins, I don't need your stupid messages.

Our new rule: Always keep flowers at home.

Our new rule: Always keep flowers at home.

— 5 minutes ago

thefuuuucomics:

shout out to IMDb for always reminding me where i recognise that actor from

(via bagginswatson)

— 46 minutes ago with 73872 notes

thickneyspears:

September 30th

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October 1st

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(via liamdryden)

— 1 hour ago with 46443 notes

missvoltairine:

A woman: men need to stop murdering women.

Some dude: um I think you mean PEOPLE need to stop murdering PEOPLE

A woman: no actually I was talking specifically about violence against women.

Some dude: OMG????!!!!!! YOU THINK MEN DESERVE TO DIE??????!!!!!?!?!?! EVERYONE THIS PERSON IS SAYING VIOLENCE AGAINST MEN IS OKAY????!!!?!?!?!! women are so ILLOGICAL thankfully I am here to REASON WITH YOU, hate breeds hate ok

(via brightstartheory)

— 1 hour ago with 25713 notes

mikasil:

why do people freak out when they see a part of my bra or my stomach like what did you think was under my shirt?? a tank??? the great wall of china???? popular korean artist park jae sang also known as psy????????

(via brightstartheory)

— 2 hours ago with 114109 notes

yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

badassbitchfromhades:

freckledtrekkie:

doctorsherlocklokison:

captainmjolnir:

I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood

I mean seriously

what do you think we do every month

THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING

AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON

I guess we have to come clean about the cult sacrafices too huh

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Well now we do

(Source: gameofbooze, via brightstartheory)

— 2 hours ago with 645556 notes

casualdorkpatrol:

Ah yes the halloween decorations are up

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perfect

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(via aloofdinosaur)

— 3 hours ago with 23288 notes

lulz-time:

I actually can’t cope with this

(Source: lepipehd, via brightstartheory)

— 4 hours ago with 710938 notes