The Penguin Ruler

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I am a 21-year old aspiring author from Sweden who has just moved to Edinburgh for university. I tumblr about Harry Potter, Doctor who, Firefly, anything else even remotely nerdy and cute baby animals. Feel free to send me lovely messages!

Or not.

I have an army of penguins, I don't need your stupid messages.

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

(Source: bustedbitmap, via magicae)

— 11 hours ago with 52302 notes

caskett-copop83:

This is like the cutest thing ever. It’s from the gif-set I reblogged.

Taking its first steps, and after successfully doing so, the chick goes “Yay!”

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It’s so freaking cute.

(via aloofdinosaur)

— 12 hours ago with 32869 notes
haydenwilliamsillustrations:

Audrey ‘Little Red Dress’ by Hayden Williams

haydenwilliamsillustrations:

Audrey ‘Little Red Dress’ by Hayden Williams

(via audreyandmarilyn)

— 12 hours ago with 1570 notes

argylesbian:

itsbr1ttanybitch:

EVERYTIME IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD I WATCH IT AND CRY BEST VIDEO

this video is a legend

(Source: nevereverbeensosatisfied, via ifindrealityextremelydull)

— 13 hours ago with 857652 notes

merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"

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"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"

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"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"

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"i can’t-"

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(via siirious)

— 13 hours ago with 98437 notes
"I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon."

Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

(via tchy)

(via girl-with-the-blue-bound-book)

— 13 hours ago with 85421 notes

the-one-blog-to-rule-them-all:

i think it would be neat if netflix doubled as a dating site like “here are 9 other singles in your area that watched supernatural for 12 straight hours”

(via girl-with-the-blue-bound-book)

— 14 hours ago with 39864 notes
deepspooking:

an important graph for everyone to see thank u

deepspooking:

an important graph for everyone to see thank u

(via hannaequalshawien)

— 14 hours ago with 240091 notes
Pancake party with the boyfriend.

Pancake party with the boyfriend.

— 17 hours ago
#me  #clefairyonodera