The Penguin Ruler

The place for lovely messages and world-domination plans.    Things I have answered   

AWESOME PREVAILS!

I am a 21-year old aspiring author from Sweden who has just moved to Edinburgh for university. I tumblr about Harry Potter, Doctor who, Firefly, anything else even remotely nerdy and cute baby animals. Feel free to send me lovely messages!

Or not.

I have an army of penguins, I don't need your stupid messages.

dunwall:

you could literally whisper “sweden” from the top of mt everest and the entire swedish population would turn their heads

(via ifindrealityextremelydull)

— 2 days ago with 575 notes

cumgirl1:

"im tired of seeing posts about Ferguson" yeah well im tired of white cops killing black people so

(via magicae)

— 2 days ago with 13614 notes

aidn:

i bet if police dogs knew the police were racist they would quit

(via liamdryden)

— 2 days ago with 49038 notes

infractos:

its so hard to be positive when you’re bleeding from your vagina

(Source: flourei, via hannaequalshawien)

— 2 days ago with 383961 notes
Starting a new book here at the airport (Wool by Hugh Howey) and there’s nothing like a good dedication.  (at Stockholm Arlanda Airport)

Starting a new book here at the airport (Wool by Hugh Howey) and there’s nothing like a good dedication. (at Stockholm Arlanda Airport)

— 5 days ago
whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said  “Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad) I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

(Source: never-let--it-die, via girl-with-the-blue-bound-book)

— 5 days ago with 152251 notes
badrapper:

awwww-cute:

Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!

excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this

badrapper:

awwww-cute:

Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!

excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this

(via girl-with-the-blue-bound-book)

— 5 days ago with 101404 notes

macabrekawaii:

itscalledfashionlookitup:

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”

(Source: sandandglass, via girl-with-the-blue-bound-book)

— 5 days ago with 503625 notes

theconsultingshieldmaiden:

swagbat:

Khal Drogo: “I nominate Viserys for the GOLDbucket challenge!!”

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(via girl-with-the-blue-bound-book)

— 5 days ago with 42841 notes
"Wonder Woman is there to kick ass not give you a boner"
favorite response to some dude saying the Wonder Woman costume isn’t sexy enough on Facebook (via agentturner)

(Source: agentprince, via girl-with-the-blue-bound-book)

— 5 days ago with 116635 notes